Hire ISIS – they’ve got ‘Mad Skills’

Maybe the teeny bopper spokes-babes at the State Department have it right – killing ISIS won’t work, so let’s just find them all some good jobs. After all, these guys have some “mad skills!”

Let’s take a look at some industries that would love to have workers with the skill-sets of ISIS.

Any political PR firm would love a team with such a laser-focused approach that no one, and I mean no one, doesn’t get their message. Let’s face it; most political campaigns would kill for a team that could get a message out as clearly and definitively as ISIS. And it’s not a stretch to think that ISIS would have put Romney in the White House. ISIS said they hadn’t heard back from the Hillary campaign, but that it was OK because they admitted she’d be a bit scary to work for.

And the heart-pounding edge of your seat videos would fit right in the Hollywood film industry. You just can’t look away! Who knows, maybe ISIS could have brought “I Frankenstein” to life at the box office to  at least break even, or even made “The Legend of Hercules” strong enough to fight its way out of financial trouble. In any case, Tarantino can’t hold a candle to the ISIS film team when it comes to delivering shocking suspense.

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